Would you like to hear something HILARIOUS?
I made a plan to workout at night. I stopped with my 4am shenanigans, telling myself to use the mornings for other things and that I’d workout at night.
Y’all.
I never even peeled myself off the couch. I never even put on the soul sucking… I mean… tummy sucking workout wear. I never filled my water bottle, charged my pods…
You get the point.
I have NEVER been one to workout at night. Maybe once or twice in my entire lifetime (exaggeration, much?), but really. So, who was I really trying to convince here? Who was I really trying to impress here?
So, the next time I think about diverting from my carefully thought-out, planned-out 4am shenanigans… I am coming back to this post to remind me of my ridiculous claims that I will actually have the motivation and dedication to get my ish done timely.
In case y’all are wondering. Today is Friday. I am getting back to my 4am shenanigans tomorrow, Saturday. Which sounds just as ridiculous as the idea of me working out on a Friday, I realize that. But. People. Mama needs to get her sweat on. It’s been…
More than a few days.
Excuse me while I go prepare for those soul-sucking workout pants by having some fajitas and margaritas.